Brian said...

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Jan
25th
Wed
What are you doing today, besides staying cute?
I don’t wear my hat unless it’s well below freezing. It messes up my hair.
Jan
21st
Sat
I don’t think Sheldon would like Aquaman…. too boring.
Jan
18th
Wed
  • Chel: Ha! You have to read something by Munogwitz [for your class].
  • Brian: I know; I saw that, and I'm not happy about it.
Jan
17th
Tue
If there was a MichelleSaid, that would be on it.
I’m only going for the social component.
— about his large (300+) lecture class that is webcast/archived online
Jan
13th
Fri
I don’t have a TP fairy to bring ME TP…..
— Self-explanatory
Jan
12th
Thu
Stay classy, Je** G***.
Jan
11th
Wed
My communication style is 100% girl.
Jan
10th
Tue
the ischool is bumpin
— Text message received from Brian on the first day of the Winter term
Jan
6th
Fri
She’s like one of those bouncy castles.
— Beth Chapman
Jan
4th
Wed
He’s in my lookalike club, you know?
— Javier Bardem
It’s a borderline speech impediment, that accent.

Nephew Gage

  • Brian: He's going to be trouble.
  • Chel: Why?
  • Brian: Because he's a handsome nerd.
Dec
17th
Sat
Am I a big nerd because I’m going through the suggested readings from [last semester’s] class to look for something to read over Christmas?
— Uhm….. Yes?