Things Brian said. Volume 2 (April 2010-May 2011) now available in .pdf (free) or paperback (at cost)! Volume 1 (April 2009-April 2010) is also still available.The perfect addition to your rain room!Volume 1Volume 2Tumblr (3.0; @briansaid)http://briansaid.com/“That is totally you!”<br/><br/> - <em>Portlandia sketch were F.A. character (me) needs a babysitter</em>http://briansaid.com/post/17988533635http://briansaid.com/post/17988533635Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:54:58 -0500Chel: That would be a great name for a band.<br /> Brian: What? "Situational irony"?<br /> Chel: Yeah....<br /> Brian: Only if it had 1980s Robert Downey, Jr. in it.<br /> http://briansaid.com/post/17986012002http://briansaid.com/post/17986012002Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:15:24 -0500“We didn’t have any data issues until you deleted our harddrive.”<br/><br/> - <em>Yep, over 700GB of data</em>http://briansaid.com/post/17403903840http://briansaid.com/post/17403903840Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:51:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxco5R9YR1qzastwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Indecision, 2012</p>http://briansaid.com/post/17091447756http://briansaid.com/post/17091447756Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:38:29 -0500“Email, AGAIN?!?!”http://briansaid.com/post/16891891898http://briansaid.com/post/16891891898Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:41:06 -0500“I’m so excited for when the Hobbit movie comes out….”http://briansaid.com/post/16891700613http://briansaid.com/post/16891700613Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:38:08 -0500“From now on, when people ask me, “what does your wife do?,” I’m going to say, “She answers email. All day.””http://briansaid.com/post/16882462865http://briansaid.com/post/16882462865Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:08:19 -0500“I swear. They are cheapening my education with their n00bishness.”<br/><br/> - <em>because some other “information” students don’t know how to convert their papers to .pdf</em>http://briansaid.com/post/16869955456http://briansaid.com/post/16869955456Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:37:44 -0500“I said, “Don’t you have any girlfriends you can ask that question?””<br/><br/> - <em>in response to a girl who asked how he gets his hair so ‘juicy’</em>http://briansaid.com/post/16869914143http://briansaid.com/post/16869914143Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:36:35 -0500“You’re, like, cursed with email. It’s all you do.”<br/><br/> - <em>I know. It certainly feels like that sometimes. </em>http://briansaid.com/post/16869887577http://briansaid.com/post/16869887577Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:35:53 -0500Chel: What would you do if Dog came into Starbucks looking for [your co-worker]?<br /> Brian: [with straight face] I'd tell them "You can't film in here." [which is official Starbucks policy]http://briansaid.com/post/16637920720http://briansaid.com/post/16637920720Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:58:30 -0500“It’s like a heteronormative fantasy land…. Well, I don’t know about the normative; this family is pretty wacky.”<br/><br/> - <em>the Chapmans</em>http://briansaid.com/post/16637857194http://briansaid.com/post/16637857194Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:57:03 -0500“What are you doing today, besides staying cute?”http://briansaid.com/post/16466940389http://briansaid.com/post/16466940389Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:58:13 -0500“I don’t wear my hat unless it’s well below freezing. It messes up my hair.”http://briansaid.com/post/16466932094http://briansaid.com/post/16466932094Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:57:59 -0500“I don’t think Sheldon would like Aquaman…. too boring.”http://briansaid.com/post/16224886707http://briansaid.com/post/16224886707Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:52:07 -0500Chel: Ha! You have to read something by Munogwitz [for your class].<br /> Brian: I know; I saw that, and I'm not happy about it.http://briansaid.com/post/16061806638http://briansaid.com/post/16061806638Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:34:10 -0500“If there was a MichelleSaid, that would be on it.”http://briansaid.com/post/16018659165http://briansaid.com/post/16018659165Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:13:07 -0500“I’m only going for the social component.”<br/><br/> - <em>about his large (300+) lecture class that is webcast/archived online</em>http://briansaid.com/post/16018640868http://briansaid.com/post/16018640868Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:12:44 -0500“I don’t have a TP fairy to bring ME TP…..”<br/><br/> - <em>Self-explanatory</em>http://briansaid.com/post/15805004497http://briansaid.com/post/15805004497Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:22:02 -0500“Stay classy, Je** G***.”http://briansaid.com/post/15745885031http://briansaid.com/post/15745885031Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:59:34 -0500