Things Brian said. Volume 2 (April 2010-May 2011) now available in .pdf (free) or paperback (at cost)! Volume 1 (April 2009-April 2010) is also still available.The perfect addition to your rain room!Volume 1Volume 2Brian said...Tumblr (3.0; @briansaid)http://briansaid.com/"I’ve watched a lot of love connection."“I’ve watched a lot of love connection.”http://briansaid.com/post/24069257055http://briansaid.com/post/24069257055Wed, 30 May 2012 13:07:32 -0400Brian: I was waiting for you. I woulda broke up with any girl to go out with you. Brian: I was waiting for you. I woulda broke up with any girl to go out with you.<br /> Chel: Aw.... I'm gonna put that on Briansaid.<br /> Brian: You're gonna make a lot of women mad if you do.http://briansaid.com/post/24069173671http://briansaid.com/post/24069173671Wed, 30 May 2012 13:05:41 -0400"Your eyes are mesmerizing."“Your eyes are mesmerizing.”http://briansaid.com/post/24069075603http://briansaid.com/post/24069075603Wed, 30 May 2012 13:03:24 -0400"He’s a classy dude."“He’s a classy dude.”<br/><br/> - <em>Danzig</em>http://briansaid.com/post/24005575056http://briansaid.com/post/24005575056Tue, 29 May 2012 13:57:58 -0400"I think there should be a pamphlet that explains the porn industry to women."“I think there should be a pamphlet that explains the porn industry to women.”http://briansaid.com/post/24005526070http://briansaid.com/post/24005526070Tue, 29 May 2012 13:56:53 -0400NSFWMercel: The only buffers left are in the porn indusrtry. <br /> Chel: ewww... <br /> Brian: BUFFERS? You mean fluffers. <br /> Chel: I feel like I need to clean my ear out.http://briansaid.com/post/24005503797http://briansaid.com/post/24005503797Tue, 29 May 2012 13:56:23 -0400"This is amazing!… Like magnets and rainbows….  "“This is amazing!… Like magnets and rainbows….  ”<br/><br/> - <em>About a curved escalator</em>http://briansaid.com/post/24005401802http://briansaid.com/post/24005401802Tue, 29 May 2012 13:54:08 -0400" This is where they invented being crusty.  It’s like a crusty Mecca."“ This is where they invented being crusty.  It’s like a crusty Mecca.”<br/><br/> - <em>Golden Gate Park @ Haight</em>http://briansaid.com/post/23863245957http://briansaid.com/post/23863245957Sun, 27 May 2012 10:55:35 -0400"You know why there is no place like this in Toronto? Becaue they don’t have all these beers in..."“You know why there is no place like this in Toronto? Becaue they don’t have all these beers in Toronto.  ”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.toronado.com/">Toronado</a></em>http://briansaid.com/post/23863154339http://briansaid.com/post/23863154339Sun, 27 May 2012 10:53:39 -0400"Surely, you jest. You make me talk Shakespearean, that is such a dumb question."“Surely, you jest. You make me talk Shakespearean, that is such a dumb question.”<br/><br/> - <em>About whether a certain group of men have ever been to a topless bar together. (note: B has never been.)</em>http://briansaid.com/post/23543052951http://briansaid.com/post/23543052951Tue, 22 May 2012 09:40:30 -0400" I’m not really bachelor party material."“ I’m not really bachelor party material.”http://briansaid.com/post/23542979994http://briansaid.com/post/23542979994Tue, 22 May 2012 09:37:55 -0400"I was reading an article, in my Olympic feats of strength readings, and…."“I was reading an article, in my Olympic feats of strength readings, and….”http://briansaid.com/post/22898402471http://briansaid.com/post/22898402471Sat, 12 May 2012 08:45:01 -0400Recurring theme: The Bugs Bunny VHS tapes that were thrown awayBrian: Someone needs to buy me some Bugs Bunny DVDs. Watching it on YouTube isn't the same. If *someone* hadn't made me throw them out...<br /> Chel: [interrupting and channelling Walter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_U55RTlK8o complete with arm gestures]: They're gonna kill that poor woman!<br /> Brian: [mimicking same tone]: If someone hadn't made me get rid of it!http://briansaid.com/post/22874379002http://briansaid.com/post/22874379002Fri, 11 May 2012 21:34:48 -0400"I have strong feet. Look."“I have strong feet. Look.”http://briansaid.com/post/22873798603http://briansaid.com/post/22873798603Fri, 11 May 2012 21:25:43 -0400Brokeback MountainBrian: You think that movie's good?<br /> Chel: [shrugs] Sure....<br /> Brian: Like Titanic is good......http://briansaid.com/post/22871647193http://briansaid.com/post/22871647193Fri, 11 May 2012 20:51:37 -0400Chel: Do we need liquor? Chel: Do we need liquor? <br /> Brian: Lick her? I hardly know her.http://briansaid.com/post/22849206464http://briansaid.com/post/22849206464Fri, 11 May 2012 14:08:58 -0400"There should be a requirement that if you’re gonna post ab pictures, you have to post photos..."“There should be a requirement that if you’re gonna post ab pictures, you have to post photos of your whole family. I mean, some people just look like that.”http://briansaid.com/post/22712619187http://briansaid.com/post/22712619187Wed, 09 May 2012 08:25:44 -0400"Your spirit doesn’t match your size."“Your spirit doesn’t match your size.”http://briansaid.com/post/22653650153http://briansaid.com/post/22653650153Tue, 08 May 2012 11:11:52 -0400"Those are the three women who could maybe make me nervous [if I met them in person]…. I was..."“Those are the three women who could maybe make me nervous [if I met them in person]…. I was going to say, I’m sorry none of those are blondes or look anything like you, but I’m pretty comfortable with cute blonde women.”<br/><br/> - <em>Catherine Zeta Jones, Rachel Weiss, and maybe Penelope Cruz</em>http://briansaid.com/post/22446942703http://briansaid.com/post/22446942703Sat, 05 May 2012 10:46:16 -0400"I could tell he was up late working; he sent me a bunch of links to YouTube videos."“I could tell he was up late working; he sent me a bunch of links to YouTube videos.”<br/><br/> - <em>about Darrin</em>http://briansaid.com/post/22318190782http://briansaid.com/post/22318190782Thu, 03 May 2012 09:00:16 -0400